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Make i chop their money small…na so olosho take start

It’s a small world no mean say you fit trekk am

No be today yansh get centre parting grin grin

Person wey dey sell sheet no gree say sheet dey smell

Dem no dey tell blind man say rain dey fall

Dem dey count meat kpomo self dey raise hand

Sidon look na dog name grin

Nyash no get teeth but e dey cut shìt.

Person wey de sell egg, no dey start fight for market

Shame nor dey catch craze man, na him people shame dey catch..

Pikin wey play with him mama bress, no fit play with him papa blockos

This life na per head.

Farm for your farm.

Pregnant woman no fit pass under bench

Pikin wey wan chop party rice, no supposed to dey fear dance.

Lean on me no mean say make you push me enter wall

I no get patience no be when mosquito land on your scrotum

Hunger dey take long time but to belleful no dey take minutes

Woman wey dey find pikin,no dey wear pant sleep.

E don tey wey ynash dey Back.

Road bend no mean say we go Bend waka.

Big belle no mean big man.

No matter how room dark,man go still locate woman bress.

Custard Na just akamu wey school for abroad!

To craze no hard,na the trekking be wahala.

Person wey too tey for party,dey follow wash plate.

You no need cutlery to chop slap

If mad man done bite you once,next time wey u see machanic you go take off!

Pikin wey won follow him papa solve family problems, bald head go shame am!

Escort me, escort me Na so slave trade start

Make we leave matter for Matthias

If you think say you get strong head, go head-butt cement

Man wey Unclad no dey put hand for pocket

Make chicken run from Lagos go Abuja e go still end up for pot of soup

Today’s newspaper be tomorrow’s suya wrapper

Cow wey dey in a hurry to go America go come back as corn beef

Akara and moin moin get the same parent na wetin dey pass tru make dem diffrent

NO matterhow dark room wan be, man go still locate woman breast.

Wetin concern agbero with overload?

If life dey show you pepper my guy make pepper soup

If person too tey for party e go follow dem wash plate

No matter how hot your tempa be,e no fit boil beans.

Every mallam with em own kettle, every aboki with em own radio.

Fly wey no get special adviser na im dey folow dead bodi enta grave

Today cassava fit be tomorrow garri


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